Screwin around with Jared episode 7Jared: "sitting on couch" Fuckin suspended for a comment about Rouge, the nerve of the television network's boss...I'll give him a piece of my mind...Screwin around with Jared episode 7 by WaluigiTails3801
Lachlan: Uh mate we're live.
Jared: Bah they'll edit this shit out.
Oliver: Ahem, Err tonight we attempt to prove if a pickup truck really is unkillable.
Jared: We will also touch upon an event that's been swarming the news for over a year around the world.
Theodore: But first it's the news.
Oliver: Apparently Sonic got busted for speeding.
Jared: How and by whom?
Lachlan: Newspaper says it was a combination of amy flashing her err...Chest features and he crashed into a tire wall.
Jared: Well that's one way to burn rubber
Jared: What'd he get charged with anyway? XD
Oliver: They let him go provided he keep Amy under control.
Theodore: My thoughts too ._.
Jared: Now then you may remember march 8th yes?
Theodore: What about it?
Jared: Midnight that day Mobian Airlines flight
Paper Thin part 5"At Titovnin's liar"Paper Thin part 5 by WaluigiTails3801
Titovnin: "to Gilles" You failed to stop them? It seems they are indeed the heroes discribed in the legends.
Gilles: It would seem so.
Titovnin: Your failure is a small issue but it does not matter at this moment, Nasira make your way to the mansion, The heroes could be expected soon.
Nasira the Persian cat: Yes boss. "jumps down from her post on her way to the mansion."
Titovnin: What are you standing around for? Get back to your post! "punches Gilles in the side of the face"
Gilles: Yes sir "flies away"
Titovnin: "ponders" Hm...Yes this is all going exactly as planned...
"Back in flipside"
Jared: "gets up"
Lachlan: So i guess it's time to head into that orange door.
Tails: Let's go then.
Everyone else: "nods and heads through the door"
Narrator: Well rested and full of determination, Jared and his team headed off to the mansion. "Pure heart number 3 here we come." Lachlan meowed.
CHAPTER 2-1: Into the drink.
"World draws itself like the previ
|My Treasure Tove of stuff.|
NOTE: anything in this gallery.
^ Read them Because i have a legitimate reason to dislike these subjects.
When i was 14 i was sexually assaulted by another male student around lunch back in 2011.
It really broke me as i broke down crying explaining it to the teachers and my mother, It was so bad we had to make a statement to the cops, the kid was separated in class from me soon after, but it really took its toll on me and it got so bad i had to move state from NSW to Victoria. For a long time i never spoke to anyone about it and was careful of who i made friends with in real life until i joined DA in 2012 when i told two of my best mates.
This is also the main reason why i hate Sonic or Tails yaoi and yuri because all it does is just remind me of that horrible event.
plus tails yaoi is pedophilia to me
Why hello there! The name's Jaxon.|
I first joined this site because of the Thomas the Tank Engine fanbase but now i'm a writer in the Sonic Fanbase with many beloved OCs of my own
I'm a nice guy once you get to know me but push me too far and i bite
I'm almost always around to chat with my mates
If you want to add me on skype my name is jaredthecontroversialfox ^^
My Favorite Video Game characters are listed below.
Tails the Fox
Blaze the Cat
Sonic the Hedgehog
I have High Functioning Autism and ADHD so be nice
DO NOT Ask me to do ANY pics with Halo COD or any other First Person shooter games i HATE them!
My Mates Chat buddies and other people.
Thomas fandom mate
Fellow Luigi fan
Another Great friend
Helped me ban someone stealing my art.
One of my best buddies and awesome Gumball Artist.
BEST FRIEND EVER
Another best buddy. He knows how people with disabilities feel.
My awesome girlfriend :3
Another good mate of mine :3
Awesome girl to talk to
Does pretty good art and is a rather kind person
Pretty good story writer and roleplayer.
great friend and internet sister :3
Fellow Tails fan and youtuber.
Awesome dude and fellow Mugen player makes cool art too!
She's an awesome friend XD (also Mah bitch sista XD)
She's a nice person to talk to and has nice art.
another awesome friend.
Fellow MUGEN creator.
Another MUGEN Friend.
Another MUGEN creator and great friend.
Fellow 3801 fan.
Another Mugen friend.
Another nice guy.
another Mugen buddy.
Cheat character addict.
Another good friend.
Another good friend of mine. Check out his gallery
Nice artist and good friend
Another female friend of mine.
Yet another friend.
Awesome artist X3
She's a nice friend and i like her Sonic OC.
Great artist and good friend.
Helped me through some tough times and is a great artist.
(Yes i'm a fan of Ruby XD)
Credit goes to their makers.
My Steam profile is here TailsFox1997.
but i don't use it much.
My fav Characters
Some buttons of OCs i'm a fan of =3
(Yus that's Jared X3)
Credit goes to for the icon and Super Hedgehog for the Buttons.
My motto is To HELL with camping!
(This is Jared one of my Sonic OCs =3)
(And this is Anna my other OC =3)
Day of boredom(Short story)"Jared and Lachlan are sitting on the grass outside the Prower home"
Lachlan: "sigh" Jared...I'm bored.. "pokes Jared" Jared!
Jared: Cut it out Kiwi kat! We've got to find something to do....Umm... Play Mario Kart 8?
Jared: Annoy Anna?
Jared: Get drunk and "do it" with Sticks.
Lachlan: N- WHAT?!?!
Jared: Oh nothing Let's go abuse Cream the rabbit.
Lachlan: ...Wut? O^O "notices jared walking off" Eh? WAIT FOR ME!! "follows"
Cream: Seems like a nice day, Though i feel something humiliating will happen to me ._.
Jared: "hiding behind bush has a fishing rod" This will be a first XD Hand me the bait Lachlan.
Lachlan: "hands a carrot and puts it on the hook" There :/
Jared: "Flings it outward" Sticks would love this when will tell her X3
Cream: Oh nice "notices carrot and grabs it"
Jared: "lifts rod and flings Cream into a nearby river"
Lachlan: That was mean but hilarious "laughes"
Jared: Yup Sticks is gonna flip over this "laugh
And then this happened(Short story)Jared: "sitting nearby a house with tnt plunger beside him"
Anna: "walks by" Eh? "stops and comes back" Oh god what are you doing?
Jared: Blowing shit up.
Anna: Where do you keep getting all these explosives?!
Anna: ...you buy explosives from ebay?
Jared: Yup, Easy as counting to 10 "pushes plunger and massive explosion occurs" That was pretty awesome XD
Anna: ...Oh my god you're insane.
Jared: I'll have to do that.
Anna: Lachlan is going to KILL YOU!! O^O
Jared: Yea-Wha Lachlan?
Anna: O^O that was his house...
Jared: ...aw fuck O^O
Lachlan: MY HOUSE!!
Lachlan: What happened to it?!
Jared: I have no idea whatsoever you crazy kiwi....
Lachlan: YOU blew it up didnt ya?
Jared: Yes with a large amount of TNT to be precise-Err i've never seen that house in my life.
Lachlan: I'm gonna get whoever did this then -.-
Jared: ..it was Anna.
Anna: ME?! O^O
Jared: She blew up your house Lachlan! Get her! >:C
Anna: Ahhh!! "Runs off"
Lachlan: "gives chase" I'm gonna get yo
OC bios: Martin the Great White SharkFull Name: Martin Spielberg Megalodon
Date of birth: Unknown
Attire: Cameo vest, Black shorts, Orca tooth necklace and Yellow flip flop shoes
Physical Appearance: Grey Body skin with White underside, white eyes with black pupils, White shiny serrated Teeth, Also has a water tank on his back with a stethoscope like necklace mounted around his gills.
Species: Great while shark
Personality: Despite his fearsome appearance, Martin is generally a friendly type of guy who enjoys chatting with M.E.G.A HQ members and the freedom fighters, He is not angered very easily though.
Backstory: Growing up as a pup, Martin had to fend for himself in the vast ocean and over the years he traveled thousands of miles meeting various mobians and stopping for a friendly chat, Years later he heard the heroics of Jared and his team and then set off to find M.E.G.A HQ to apply for a role.
Relationship status: Taken by Willow the red back spider
OC bios: Jared Prower (Sonic Boom)Full Name: Jared "Jezza" Jeremy Prower.
Date of birth: January 17 1997
Attire: Red neckerchief with Qantas Logo, Black jeans (without ankle parts) and Green and Yellow combat boots, White miner gloves with his name printed in Cyan on them, He also does not wear his blue T shirt
Physical Appearance: Purple body fur White chest fur, Two tails Cyan eyes, Five fur bangs on his head(Like Tails but instead of 3 bangs)
Species: Twin tailed Fox
Personality: Friendly and protective of his family Jared likes pranking people but will act violent when angered but he can control it.
Backstory: An older cousin of Miles Tails Prower, Jared is the leader of the team Jared wing of the freedom fighters.
Main theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKtFsLyz6Zo
Relationship status: Taken by Lauren the cat.
Uncertainties part 14:59 AM Mobian forest.
Anna Prower was taking her usual morning walk in the forest for some quiet time, though this morning would be different...
"Right mum i'm going, see ya later" she said goodbye to her mother and headed off to the lake at the end of the forest.
"Such a nice day Anna mused. As she walked, she noticed something strange. "Wait, what's that?" There was a hole in the ground with an odd looking light inside it."
Since she would notice the hole, react, then look closer at it."That wasn't there before...I better tell the others" But before she could react a large crack in the ground burst open and Anna fell through it.
Thinking quickly Anna spun her 3 tails as a helicopter to slow her fall. "Glad i took those flying lessons from Tails" she gasped while decreasing her descent rate.
'Now, where am I...' Anna wondered as she looked around." She then checked herself to see if she suffered any injuries. "Oh good everything is fine"
Meanwhile back at the Prower's home, Matilda b
Uncertainties part 2Walking down the path seemed like forever for Anna. "Home can't be far now" She thought.
In Singapore Jared was getting his cybernetic tail upgraded. "These upgrades should give you back some strength to fly again" Tails smiled tweaking the tail.
"You sure you know what you're doing?" Jared asked. "Cousin if i can build a TV out of paperclips i can surely fix your tail" The twin tailed fox blinked.
"I didn't ask for your life story tails" Jared chuckled. "Heh i've heard that before" Tails answered back with a wink and continued working.
Back at the Prower home a search party was getting ready to find Anna. "Everyone ready?" Reg asked. "ready" Everyone else answered. "Alright lets go" Reg nodded.
Meanwhile Anna was still walking down the path. "Hang on....That's not home" She thought when she saw an unfamiliar house.
Suddenly a group of tribal squirrels appeared in front of her. "Oh sorry if i was trespassing, I just want to get home" She stuttered.
The leader looked at Anna and then no
Uncertainties final partBack at the squirrel tribe's hut Anna was put in a chair infront of the leader. "Ummm...hello?" Anna said nervously.
The leader glared at the triple tailed fox for a few minutes. "Tell me what is your name?" He asked.
"A..Anna Prower" Anna stuttered. "Anna Prower? You idiots captured one of the freedom fighters! Not a trespasser!" The leader angrily told his guards.
"I have no idea how i got here, One moment i was inspecting a hole with light the next i'm right" Anna shruged.
"Apologies Anna, We'll find a way to get you home" The leader smiled. Suddenly team Jared burst out of the bushes.
"That's far enough Nut boy!" Jared yelled "Let her go!" Lachlan called out punching a guard out.
"Guys stop!" Anna called back "They are friendly!" "But they foxnapped you!" Jared answered back. "She's right dude" Jake tapped jared's shoulder.
"Yes we were just about to send her home" The tribe leader nodded. "Oh...opps" Jared said abashed. "Hang on a sec, I thought my tribe was wiped out when that bo
Little Steps (short story)"Wake up son!" Douglas Prower said one early morning to his 9 year son Jared.
"it's too early daddy" the young fox groaned, cuddling his tails.
"Not for your ol' dad Jared" Douglas grinned, pulling him out of bed "Gotcha!"
"Okay okay i'm awake" yawned Jared. "Lets go then" and with that the two foxes left their home.
"Where are we going anyway?" The young fox asked. "Is someone in trouble?" "Nah Jared i'm just takin you to your special place" his father replied.
"But why did you wake me up so early?" the young fox continued to ask questions. "Your mother wants you to spend more time with me" Douglas answered.
"Here we are." the arctic fox smiled once they got to the place. "Now if i can just....Oof!" Douglas was just about to sit down when Jared pounced on him.
"Pinned ya daddy!" giggled Jared. "Oh you...Come here!" Douglas wrapped his arms around his son laughing. "You little trouble maker!"
Jared blinked. "Me? A trouble maker? No way!" he laughed. "Douglas smiled and pet Jared's head